Welcome to Sex and Self Pity.co.uk

Thankyou for frittering away some of your time on this strange little site detailing the misadventures of City Life magazine's erstwhile columnist, Wayne Clews. Debauched, seedy and often downright unnecessary, these weekly articles shed a gloomy little light on a person who really ought to learn when to say 'No'.

Perhaps you'll enjoy them...

Sex & Self Pity will be posted here every week.

Read the latest article, Theo, here.

If you have trouble accessing this site due to a draconian firewall that doesn't like the word sex then go to http://www.wayneclews.co.uk if you must.